...if you don't change your evil ways, baby.
the fear of the lord prolongeth days:.
but the years of the wicked shall be shortened..
Didn't you know that Rock Stars sell their soul to achieve fame.
I try to let them stay as long as possible but sometimes I can't help wanting some of the more talented ones down here for a private performance.
And the not so talented ones: well obviously I make them pay for not using my gift to its fullest advantage.
Lucifer
inquiring minds want to know who out there is single.
lets see if we can hook anyone up.
how about a love connection on the jwd.
Hi I am single looking for that right lady.
I am centuries old but dont look a day over 25.
I have my own company. You may have heard of it. Its called Underworld Inc.
My hobbies include envy, gluttony, sloth, lust, pride, greed and wrath.
I can offer many souls to give to that special someone.
I am known by many names but I prefer being called Lucifer.
If you are interested please commit a lusty sin in my name.
Lucifer - Lord of the Underworld
i remmember the idea that god has been around forever, to be a bit confusing as a witness.. does this really make sense?.
heres two reason why it doesn't.. 1.what was the first thing god did?.
so either it wasn't the first thing , if there is not a first thing god did see point 2,or god had a begining.
Juggled poodles. Don't ask me why but he just had this thing for trillions of years where he loved to juggle poodles.
I heard those stories but I always thought they were rumors And I heard that it was chihuahuas not poodles.
Dad also drank a lot of vodka which really does explain a lot.
Well, you know who got him doing that dont you? After he created me, he had to have some kind of excuse for how I turned out. It is always hard being the black sheep of the family.
Lucifer
i'm very annoyed by something i saw today on the board:.
so, i go away for a few days and i now see somebody is trying to encroach on my moniker!.
warning: the poster posting under "dustbunny" is not me!
Maybe I should come back as Satan?
OK--there will be noone impersonating me!
I will not have it!
Lucifer
ps---I like the name Lucifer better than Satan. It has more of an exotic sound to it. Don't you think?
i was in town today and spoke to a woman i knew and to my surprise she told me she was a satanist member,i then discussed things dealing with god,spirit forces,occult etc.this then made me think if theres no god where do these active forces come from,is there really a realm of spirit creatures called demons,she then told me that these forces are very powerful and can harm those who interfere with there operations,also she said they have a vast amount of knowledge at their disposal and can give her information which couldnt be known otherwise.
but does this prove theres a creator ?
I don't think I'd want to be introduced.
Well why not---I'm not soo bad. I mean if there are humans more impure than me how bad can I possibly be.
You better watch it. You dont want to offend me now do you?
Lucifer
omg i am like super wicked....
http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.
you are 29% pure!
Since you are my "Advocate" that explains why you are such an impure human.
Say no more my child. I will see you in Hell.
Lucifer
omg i am like super wicked....
http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.
you are 29% pure!
But if you take into consideration that there are over 8 Billion humans on the earth. Lets just say for arguments sake that it is 8 Billion. Now 1% of 8 Billion would be well I never was good in math but lets just say its a whole bunch of humans.
I looked at how many took the test. That number was 11,261,759. Now 1% of that number is 112,617.59 (If I am doing my Math right)
And out of those I am sure a few post on this site.
Not going soft but sure getting a good selection to torment. Think of the fun I can have when they are worse than me. Wooo Hoo I can't wait till they come down on their destined day. Especially you.
By the way if you are worse than me how do you know Jesus. I didn't think he associated with the likes of you or is he on his "save the world" mission again.
Lucifer
omg i am like super wicked....
http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.
you are 29% pure!
See I really am not that bad of a guy.
omg i am like super wicked....
http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.
you are 29% pure!
I am wondering that myself. I just sent out a team of demons to find out for me. I will post when I find out.
But my feelings are either its my connection of dirty old men in Brooklyn or that puny Taliban guy Osama.
Stay tuned for an update.
Lucifer
omg i am like super wicked....
http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.
you are 29% pure!
Scary that there are humans that more unpure than me. Wow.
You are 9% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (1%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (99%)
Lucifer
